how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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