You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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