its not stalking. its research.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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