We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Drunk walkin through police station. America
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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