Dual....:-)
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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