am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
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God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
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Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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