Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
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OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
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I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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