he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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