I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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