***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Randomize
