You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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