Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
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