You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
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It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
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Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
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