That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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