Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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