OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
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I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
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first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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