Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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