You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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