so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
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He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
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Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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