If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
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He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
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I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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