That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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