How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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