i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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