Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
So squirting runs in the family.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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