I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Come see our sink grown plant.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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