Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
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mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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