If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
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I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
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you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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