either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
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I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
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I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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