Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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