Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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