Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
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