so explain again why im purple
no
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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