im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
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it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
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Happy birthday, you long dick monster
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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