Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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