Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
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the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
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Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
In other news, I just burned my penis
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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