Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I would fuck him just for his dog
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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