was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
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I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
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Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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