HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
your room smells of hookers.
And success
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
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He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
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Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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