The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
This house was built for laser tag.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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