So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
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He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
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I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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