I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
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Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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