you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
