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Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
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i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
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We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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