Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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