Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
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Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
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Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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