He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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