i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
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i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
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Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
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Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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