It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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