Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
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My pussy is not your playground.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
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My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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