Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
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