I don't think brook has ever known best
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Alive.
So much puke
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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