I'm eating all of the evidence.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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