ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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