I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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